Since I spent the weekend neck-deep in revisions (and the last weekend of the regular college football season), no real media for you this week…instead, I bring you a funny!! 

 Wine vs. Water

Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria”.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.

Thanks to my bud Jo for sending me this!!!

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